Secrets every woman keeps from her man (part 1)

 

The woman you sleep with gazes into your eyes and tells you she loves you. And you believe her. You can tell by the way she looks at you, the way she holds you, the way she seems to always know what you want before you do.

There are a few of things in life you just know, and how much you love this naked woman is one of them. But there are a lot of things you don't know.

A woman may give you her body and her heart, but there are parts that she’ll never give up. Pieces woven into the very fiber of her being. Mysteries only hinted at in a passing sly smile, an inscrutable laugh.

These are the secrets of lovers past, hidden fantasies, and unshared longings. A woman’s deepest secrets that don’t—and never will—include you. You’re about to sample this hidden knowledge.

But like any man who seeks, you'd better be prepared for what you're about to find.

1. Her best friend knows everything

 

She knows all of your vitals—from the size of your bank account to the size of your other, um, holdings. When her friend smirks at you knowingly, you are not imagining it. She knows. So just know that she knows, and deal with it. (It’s not going to change.) Chat with her about your relationship at your own risk. Your secrets are not safe with her. This is not always a bad thing (e.g., if you happen to be telling her how much you love your girlfriend). But, in general, remember that she is your girlfriend's confidante first, and yours never.

 

2. Just looking at your hands can turn her on

 

 

 

 3. When you go away, even for a day, she sleeps in your favourite old T-shirt

 

  

4. She’ll never tell you exactly how many men she's slept with

 

 

 No matter how sincere she appeared when she answered your question, chances are she wasn’t.As an unscientific guideline, when a woman says she’s slept with four men, the real number is actually closer to seven.
Her fib is partly intentional (she doesn’t want to appear a floozy), but mostly it’s sexual amnesia. When a woman wants to pretend an encounter never occurred, she simply scraps the man from her official score sheet

5. She fantasized about being with you at least a dozen times before it actually happened

6. She has Googled your exes
   

 

7. When she's falling in love with you, she completely loses her appetite

 

 

8. Her body really isn’t naturally this hairless and smooth all over. 

But she will never allow you to see any indication whatsoever of all the shaving, tweezing, waxing, exfoliating, and moisturizing that gets it this way

9. She only appears to have it all together 

Her true organization (or lack thereof) is revealed in her closet, her makeup bag, her desk files

10. She still thinks about her ex-boyfriends and compares them to you

11. She has discovered your porn stash and your frequently visited porn sites

And she thinks the things that turn you on are hilarious

12. When she says, "I'm ready," she'll need exactly 7 more minutes to get ready

Don’t try to cheat the system by showing up 7 minutes later; She will still need an extra 7 minutes

13. When she says, "I'll meet you in 15 minutes," she means she will leave in 15 minutes

And thus, she won’t actually arrive for at least 30 (but probably more like 40). 

 

14. You’ve made her cry more times than you’ll ever know

























15. She obsesses about when you’re going to call her again























The period of time between your first date and your “Thanks for a great night; when can I see you again?” always seems stretched into slow motion. So don’t worry about looking too eager. Call. Even if you only wait until noon the day after, it will feel like a lifetime to her. And don’t send her an email or text unless you want her to put you in the figurative trash can along with your message 

 

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